You never think that it is actually going to happen (to you), until it actually does and then all hell breaks loose.
That's the exact experience that Emma Pearce and Allan Blake recently had.
The couple from St Austell in Cornwall, had settled down one evening to watch The X Factor.
We're not quite sure what was happening on that particular episode of the show but it definitely stirred up some romantic thoughts.
Speaking to the Metro, Emma said:
He left the room during the adverts, and came back with a naughty grin on his face, telling me he was in the mood.As they began making love, Emma soon realised that with her partners head in the way she couldn't see the television.
I’d no idea why – we hadn't been watching anything sexy – but I said I was up for it too, so long as I could still watch the X Factor.
Emma tried to manoeuvre her body in order to see the screen but that ended up doing more harm than good.
What happened next sounded like a horror movie - there was blood everywhere.
Rushing him upstairs to the bathroom, Emma dialled the NHS's non-emergency number for help.
Two days later Allan saw his GP where he learned the true extent of the damage. He had torn his frenulum.
Luckily it would naturally heal, but Allan would have to learn to control his libido for a short while.
We were told not to have sex again until it had healed, which ended up taking about a month.Emma and Allan, who have a little boy named Archie, now appear to have put the incident behind them.
Allan joked to the doctor, ‘I don’t want her to come near me anyway after this.’
For Allan though, it appears that he has definitely learned his lesson.
We do worry that it’ll happen again, but we laugh about it all the time.If having read this you are now scared that it might happen to you or your partner, the NHS advise that you use a lubricant.
I still watch the X Factor religiously, too – and now Allan knows better than to distract me!
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